What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why does my crush make me jealous about having a girlfriend?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

HELLO

After a few moments he returns.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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